2019 please be good
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me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*
also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.
the cha cha slide in full metal armor
“sliiide to the left”
*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*
“one hop this time”
*clonk*
“two hops this time”
*clonk clonk*
“everybody clap your hands!”
*clankclankclankclankclank*
Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass
Any other requests? Send ‘em my way!
My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime
that gamer feel when……ur gaming
explain
only gamers will get this